What's up with guys these days!!?
Are they sick?!
Are they crazed?!
Is it something in the air?!
It's what for god's sake?!
Out of the blue, I recieved a weird message on my facebook account. Have a look at it please.
I would love to get to know you and meet you. would you please leave me your number so we can talk?! I am 36 years old, British nationality, Palestinian origin and based in London. I go to Jordan sometimes for a visit.
Hope to hear from you soon Susu
Hold on, did he just call me Susu??! Please tell me it was my wild imagination only!! I haven't ever heard of nor seen this guy ever in my life to call me Susu so bluntly. What was he thinking about when he sent me that message?! Was he expecting me to fall for him and send him my number!! ME hehehe, you stupid, you don't know who you sent a message to!!
Of course, he was trashed!
Now, there is another story. Shosha listen to it because I didn't tell you about it. I swear I wanted to tell you but got carried away with all these things that happened lately and I just remembered it.
Once upon a time there was this guy who called me a few times, workwise of course. His calls were regarding someone who works with us, hired hy him. The guy is Saudi, a well respected guy as I found him to be. What's between us wasn't more than 4 calls which took less than 3 minutes each.
The story begins when I was sleeping in bed 3 months after he last called. It was 3 AM when I woke up to see a missed call with an sms from him. He hasn't ever sent nor called after my working hours, how about 3 AM in the morning!!. I freaked out when I saw his name and started reading the message which took away every bit of drowsiness in my eyes!
It was a love message, written in Arabic of course. In it he addressed me with every single love word that you may have heard of! He was talking to me as his future wife to be and that he is ready to give up his eyes for my sake!!
I put my mobile under my pillow in total shock and disbelief and tried to get back to bed. I slept and an hour later I woke up and checked it to see another missed call and a message from him. The message was no different from the 1st one but with additional love words too!!
I went to work, told my friend Noura about it. My conclusion was either he was drunk or he was drunk!! Noura said that my numbr might be a digit or two different from his girfriend. I wanted to believe her because I wanted to stop thinking of reasonable justifications. I asked for the lady he hired to come, showed her the number . She said he hasn't contacted her using this number which relieved me a bit thinking that his number might have been sold. I then showed her his messages and she wasn't shocked. She confirmed that this is his style in writing.
I thought the story ended here but 2 weeks ago, she told me that he left work and she was happy for it. When I asked why she said that he was a flirty guy who talked about so many girls. I felt that look in her eyes and asked "Was I included"?! She refused to say a word but I pushed her to confess. She said that he told her we were lovers, went out on dates blah blah blah. He said that he would sacrify his son for the sake of my black eyes which are brown by the way!! I was like HUH!! Is he even married?! It turned out that he is married with 4 kids, the eldest is a 10 years old boy!
She said that she hasn't believed him at all and that he was flirty with her as well that he asked her out bluntly so many times!! She added that he called her afew times when he was drunk!!
She thought I would be pissed off after hearing so but what I did was laughing out loud!! He is crazed you know!! He is sick, what can I do!! I didn't know I have had so many crazy fans I said!! She lauhged saying I don't blame them, you have this charm to attract everybody!!
P.S. To guys, wanna flirt, do it properly or just die lol
So, now, after reading all these, will you please answer the questions I stated 1st!!
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