Stupidity

I am so happy I am still working out though it's not daily as before. But at least, I am a survivor doing it in such killing hot weather :P

The list of the people whom I see everyday is decreasing but there is this new weirdo that I have been seeing the last 4 weeks.

1st of all he is stupid. 2ndly he is stupid. 3rdly he is stupid!! I don't know from where to start even because whenever I want to describe him I see the word stupid written in bold in front of me!

Literally, this guy appears to be in love with me. Everyday he wears a different training suit to show off in front of me. He doesn't leave his car until he sees me going in the park which used to freak me out but not anymore. He showers in 3-4 different perfumes just to seduce me with his killing smell whenever he passes by me. I spend an hour and a half walking and still I could smell him from miles!

He keeps on giving me these "I love you looks" with a big smile on his face! He sits on the bench when I go to buy water just to observe me closely. Once he was on the phone which I know was a lie and when I passed he started saying his cell phone number thinking that I will go bonkers and take it down!! I put my music on the highest volume then and ignored him!

It's only this guy, there are others but this one doesn't give up at all!! To put an end for his stupidity, I started to take my 6 years old neice with me. She loves me the most and moreover enjoys my company. She is very serious about the working out that she prefers it over the swings over there. Bringing her with me made the guys think that I am married lol. So, that was chilling things down. But this guy never gives up!!

One day I was on the phone with one of my best friends and that's when I noticed that he was behind me listening to my phone call all the time. By the way, the phone call lasted 30 minutes and it was about her bf and I was playing the role of Dr.Love as she always calls me. How did I know that you're wondering?! Well, one of the guys passed by me and started addressing the stupid guy saying "Are you O.K?, you have been walking slowly for two rounds now". That was a hint to me so I turned around and gave him the angry cat look! I really wanted to scratch his face with my nails!

I stopped walking for a week because of the visitors who come home for my sister and her baby girl. Yesterday I went there and guess what!! He entered the park just when he saw me!!! He gave me one of his widest smiles which really made me disgusted. I put my earphones on and started walking. After 3 rounds, he was on the bench waiting for my majesty to come. I was walking and giving my neice a science class about light and shadow and she was all excited. That's when the idiot pointed at me saying "Why do you bring her everyday?!, she gets tired and she is too young."! I looked at my neice who was smiling and continued walking!

I know that was one of his ways trying to hit on me or something which merely added to his stupidity!!

Ididot, it has been a month!! Didn't you get the idea that I am not interested in you!! Didn't you understand that I would never fall for a stupid guy like you! I hate your guts! I hate your smell! And I hate your stupid sunglasses!!

P.S. Please die! :P

Utterly unbelievable!

Nothing is sweeter than knowing that there is a person, an unexpected person who pops in without any notice in your life and makes you smile all day long!! This person comes in a time when you feel utter depression or stess. With the magic stick she/he is holding everything changes around you, everything becomes colorful and sweet.

What's surprising is that you know this person for a day or two only but it's like you have known him/her for ages. You feel yourself when you talk to, laugh at and cut jokes with! No barriers whatsoever!

Ever had this feeling before ?

P.S. Thank you for being there. You might not know how cheerful you made me but I am glad I got to know you. And No, it's never the last stop :)

Lunatic!

I am choclate freak I admit but

this thing was a big put down for me :(

Choclate+marshmallows+cheese+oven= pizza= EWENESS!

I am Italian food lover, why did you do this to me :(?

IT'S A BABY GIRL YAAAAY!!

Just born today so yeah, she is one day old only lol. We named her Joory. And YEAH she is the most gorgeous Joory ever :)

Pluck you lol

The History of the Middle Finger

Well, now......here' s something I never knew before, and now that I know it, I feel compelled to tell you all about it since it's something totally new for me, never thought it would be this way! Isn't history more fun when you know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable of fighting in the future.

This famous English longbow was made of the native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as 'plucking the yew' (or 'pluck yew'). Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset and began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus the words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as 'giving the bird.'

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY! And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.

P.S. Pluck you made me crack up in a time I was really depressed in :D

Tears in Heaven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AscPOozwYA8

This song always puts me into tears! Click on the link above

P.S. I know my question might be silly but anybody knows the way can I show videos other than posting the link?!

I salute you!

One of the becoming popular scenes in The Eastern Province-Saudi Arabia, specifically in the Green Belt Neighborhood is the scene of ladies driving bicycles.

What encouraged those ladies is the fact that bicycles are safe and cheap means of transportation which never opposes to the laws and regulations of Saudi Arabia.

Those ladies use it to go from one place to another inside the neighborhood itself which includes sometimes going to their work.

One of the bikes drivers stated that she started to save between 300-800 SR and that she no longer stays late for hours waiting for her husband to pick her up.

"I have never seen a Saudi girl using bicycles but I am sure they will soon especially inside neighborhoods and while going to school" another lady stated.

All what I can say is "I salute you ladies"!! I have always wanted to learn riding bikes but it seems I will finally do it :)

Why!

*Why do we watch elderly people standing and don't offer them a seat!?

*Why do drivers throw their dirt through their windows directly in the street instead of the trash cans?!

*Why do guys smoke in closed places?! Why do they smoke from the start!?

*Why is it a must to hear tiny kids saying the dirtiest words ever!?

*Why being called a "Dog" is a bad adjective?!

*Why is Nokia Tune the ringing tone used by 90% of the people!?

*Why do Saudis enjoy looking at boobs so much?!

*Why do people wage shops in sale like they haven't gotten any clothes before?!

*Why is it O.K for some mothers to change diapers for their child while everybody is watching?!

*Why is it that so many gifted people are hard to recognize or adobt in this country and they are only appreciated when they travel abroad and show their talents?!

*Why is it that a huge percentage of people who work for the government do nothing and earn everything!?

*Why is it that early elementary schools in Saudi Arabia are full of elderly teachers who can barely walk, talk and are always absent!? Why not replace with the young ladies staying at home lamenting their bad luck!?

*Why do people enjoy wearing sunglasses at night or inside the malls?

*Why do we suffer because of the economical crisis?! Why not solve it instead of making us live in agony!

Many many many whys in head! No answers I guess!!

Is it me or them or it!?!