Thursday 23 July 2009

Don't copy if you can't paste!


A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!"


The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause were heard.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"


The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"


By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water


Moral of the story:

Don't copy if you can't paste!

19 comments:

♥ Braja said...

Oh dear :)))

Mina said...

Lol that was too funny walahi...thanx for sharing:)

Karamilah said...

good grief,
funny though

The Peach Tart said...

Well I guess that just proves he shouldn't drink and attempt to tell jokes.

Majda said...

loooooooool. Second dude's wife and me have a lot in common! :P

Why not said...

haahaahaha

Rimyoleta said...

Lool...Great one :D

Dreamer;* said...

lmfaoo haha i agree ;p

Hijabee said...

looooll, now that was funny

Just A Bunch said...

omg ...lol

another more important moral of the story: Do NOT Drink!

lol

nosa said...

WAHAHAHAHAY!

this is superb!

thanks 4 sharing!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOL pity!

3ashig said...

lol~!

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Standy said...

LOOL.. zain 7alo lool

His Sweetheart said...

LOL
Glad you guys loved it!

Anonymous said...

nice one!

Unknown said...

Great advice!

His Sweetheart said...

Jeve
LOL